Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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