Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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