waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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