its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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