Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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