I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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