went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
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