called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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