i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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