So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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