I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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