I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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