Kareoke will never be a sober sport
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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