I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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