my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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