People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
