Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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