stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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