Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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