we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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