What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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