then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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