dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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