I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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