The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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