Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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