got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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