Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
