It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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