I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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