i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think my vagina is haunted
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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