there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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