on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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