id be glad to
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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