maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
