She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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