Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
