i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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