i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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