Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
