But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
if i can run in heels then i can drive
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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