I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
foreskin is a definite game changer
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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