Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
It's just like the Real World with babies
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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