Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
She needs sedatives and a leash
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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