In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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