I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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