I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
His nipple licking is glorious
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