I think i sorta joined a cult last night
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Shame is for Republicans.
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