I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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