do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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