I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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